I manage to turn everything into crap wow
yes that’s called digestion
unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them
they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education
teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit
oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend
i wonder why
jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
"i’m tired of these gummy bears do you want them"
Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.
Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.
Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans
THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.
The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.
now i can kill ppl and know what im killing them with thank you
Also, while halberds are not spears, both spears and halberds are polearms. If you take a weapon-y thing and put it on the end of a long stick, that’s a polearm, because it’s arms on a pole. Really creative terminology isn’t it?
Seriously tho who was in charge of Samus’s character model her anatomy is ridiculous
Sexism Is Over
if i had to choose between DNA and RNA, i would choose RNA because it has U in it
9/10 very close to being the worst science pun ever.
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
*finds $1 on the sidewalk* i been gettin money where the fuck u been